Day in the Life of a Boring Idiot

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

okay wow this was actually exactly what I needed to hear

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aesthetic-dissonance:

sagihairius:

My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”

you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity

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theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

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the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

there’s three different kinds of white people - “literally everything i wear is from hollister” white people, “i have a lakehouse in cape cod and wear cardigans and listen to vampire weekend” white people, and “my high school has a ‘bring your tractor to school day’” white people

i forgot the “i don’t fit into any of these categories because i’m a unique person and don’t judge me, the-vashta-nerada, you don’t know my life and my struggles” kind of white person

itsvondell:

itsvondell:

DUDE a parrot could ABSOLUTELY learn all of the Bluth family’s chicken impersonations

i can’t believe i’m living in a world where that CAN happen but HASN’T

i can’t stop thinking about this

misandry-mermaid:

The way you know Mens Rights is a legitimate activist movement is how they dox people and send rape threats to those they want to intimidate.  I mean, that’s how all legitimate human rights activists have gotten shit done.  Remember when Rosa Parks was denied a seat up front so she made rape threats to the driver and put his nudie pics all over the internet?  If she hadn’t done that we wouldn’t have buses.

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